Heath Evans, an agenda-driven troll monster on NFL Network, was apparently babbling this morning how Ndamukong Suh — a frequent Evans target — should be suspended for FOUR games for knocking off Albert Morris‘ helmet after grazing over him after a tackle yesterday.
Reminder: Evans, a former NFL fullback, was cut by the Miami Dolphins weeks into the 2005 season…
Dolphins Twitter did not enjoy this misguided attack at their star defensive tackle, deciding to collectively unleash digital venom upon Heath’s Suh-hating soul.
— Tony Bauders (@TBauders) September 14, 2015
Heath Evans screams from rooftops about the "injustice" of a suspension for beloved "Tommy baby" yet advocates 4 games for Suh for NOTHING!
— Brad Chapman. (@bradshaw1984) September 14, 2015
Every time Heath Evans speaks I lose brain cells
— Paul Bruzzese (@Paulie_Bruz) September 14, 2015
I want to be blocked by Heath Evans. #RelationshipGoals
— FROM WENTZ HE CAME (@FinzCraphole) September 14, 2015
Heath Evans should be suspended for being a chode and a douchecanoe. https://t.co/2Dh8VFCqG4
— Mushin (@MetalMushin) September 14, 2015
— Marino (@NCfinzfan) September 14, 2015
— Dale (@Daleifur) September 14, 2015
— 4-7 FINS 11-8 MAVS (@Richboyhawkins1) September 14, 2015
— MS (@MiTheUSh) September 14, 2015
— mike (@verobchfinfan) September 14, 2015