Some of you morbid Miami Dolphins fans are probably scavenging the internet for some memorable moments of the once prestigious franchise’s past, a team that presently continues to be a joke as we slip into 2016.

Today your luck is about to change because it is our pleasure to present to you a game-worn Jay Fiedler jersey listed on ebay for motherbleeping $1,020 — 15 percent off! Only two days left!

Fiedler jersey

Yes, that is indeed a comma after the “1” and not a decimal. The description is equally hilarious, with the best parts in bold.

“NFL Authentic Game Used Miami Dolphins Reebok size 48 Game Jersey worn by Quarterback Jay Fiedler in the Carolina Panters game on 11/4/01 where he threw for 287 yards and a touchdown helping the Dolphins to a 6-2 record in a 23-6 win over the Panthers. Pleanty of team repairs and field dirt stains. This Jersey comes with paperwork as obtained directly form the NFL with PSA/DNA certification #2A00375. Velcro bottom attachment in shirt. Check out my other auctions of Game Used Jerseys I am listing.”

Pleanty of team repairs and field dirt stains” are apparently the amenities of this mesh masterpiece.

Maybe it’s got some Fiedler musk too? Don’t get me wrong, I love me some Jay Fiedler – MAYBE the team’s best quarterback since Dan Marino depending on which side of the Polarizing Fence of Tannehill you’re on – but I wouldn’t pay $10.20 for this thing.

[h/t @adamsmoot]