Former Miami Dolphins linebacker and current WQAM host Channing Crowder is at it again, this time telling about a wildly entertaining story concerning Bill Parcells when both were with the Dolphins.

Not only did we learn Channing played victim to a nude, frumpy Bill Parcells in the same hot tub at the team facility but also that he calls a penis by the term, “swipe,” which our friends at Urban Dictionary can help us out with.

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The shenanigans unfolded this afternoon on Hochman, Crowder, and Krantz. Listen, laugh and cry below.

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