Can you imagine a world where Rick Scott is your governor and Donald Trump is your president? Floridian, why are you thrusting your skull into the wall?
Rick Scott, Florida’s blind-ass governor who chooses to ignore climate change while simultaneously “leading” the state that could be half underwater in the not-too-distant future, wrote an editorial in the USA Today likening himself to the Donald and essentially endorsing him as our next president.
Among the highlights?
I know Donald Trump personally, and while I currently have no plans to endorse a candidate before Florida’s March presidential primary, there is no doubt that Donald is a man who speaks and tweets his mind freely…
He’s not wrong there. How about a Trump tweetcap?
This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 2, 2014
It's freezing and snowing in New York–we need global warming!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 7, 2012
While @BetteMidler is an extremely unattractive woman, I refuse to say that because I always insist on being politically correct.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 28, 2012
Why is Obama playing basketball today? That is why our country is in trouble!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 6, 2012
But I don’t think [Trump’s] ability to give the most interesting interviews or speeches is the only thing that has him leading in the polls. I think he is capturing the frustration of many Americans after seven years of President Obama’s very intentional government takeover of the U.S. economy.
Scott: Obama is a communist.
Trump: We need global warming.