Amar’e Stoudemire, while still a capable offensive player, continues to be a defensive liability in his first year in Miami, allowing 63 percent thus far.

Dan Le Batard had a rather colorful take on the subject matter in the local hour of his radio show this morning.

“Amar’e Stoudemire, God bless him offensively, but good God — the moment he goes in the game, everybody on the opposing team has their penis on the rim. Like its unbelievable. Like The rim is a magnet just luring penis, like everybody’s just flying up to the rim. The heat defense, amare stoudemire gets in there – i saw this the other day with kanter, kanter was like yeaaaah and he just wrapped his penis around the rim.”

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