The crowd roared as Goran Dragic scored a contested layup in overtime and the Miami Heat went on to top the Pacers for their third win in a row. But Twitter’s focus immediately flew off the rails.
Why? Because the ladies sitting courtside at Heat home games can be quite distracting. Especially one who nearly popped out of her dress on live television.
Miami wins…regardless of the score. https://t.co/tMoePdqUUK
— adam smoot (@adamsmoot) February 23, 2016
Wonder if @KingJames misses his Miami fans pic.twitter.com/KBRjDSS6XG
— Josh Baumgard (@joshbaumgard) February 23, 2016
Twitter erupted. The game became meaningless.
Because testosterone.
And the story becomes more titillating as the mysterious lady in black stepped forward after seeing the uproar she had created.
there's me!!! https://t.co/ooXR8Orygx
— alyssa nelson (@SnowflakeNelson) February 23, 2016
Apparently this isn’t Alyssa Nelson’s first rodeo. After doing some exhaustive research, we learned she also caught headlines in 2014 at a Minnesota Wild game.
Her Instagram is worthy of your eyeballs.
We finally see the “stats” coach Tony is always distracted by https://t.co/9tktLaNtei
— ThisIsChucker (@ThisIsChucker) February 23, 2016
@ZaslowShow yes he is… pic.twitter.com/vzgOi2xXzy
— David Munera (@DiscoDave1) February 23, 2016