Burnie is the best mascot in South Florida sports for many reasons.

The Miami Heat’s “anthropomorphic depiction of the fireball featured on the team’s logo,” (per his Wikipedia) has been known to eat fans’ popcorn and hump sexy fans.

While attempting to somersault jump over a slew of other Miami mascots during tonight’s Sixers-Heat game — it’s also Burnie’s birthday — the fireball with the green basketball nose came up short, crushing Stanley C. Panther’s nether regions in the process.

Mascot jump world record jump #Burnie. You're welcome

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