The Miami Dolphins signed a familiar face.
Unfortunately that face is attached to the body of one Daniel Thomas, who hasn’t logged an NFL carry since the 2014 season when he ran it 44 times (for Miami).
Upon hearing of this news, Twitter did what Twitter does.
I want to die. https://t.co/yleStiiAQA
— Ryan Yousefi (@Rizzmigizz) March 31, 2016
We signed Daniel Thomas…… pic.twitter.com/zKrKXuW6G9
— Carlos Valiente (@carlosvaliente4) March 31, 2016
Of course @MiamiDolphins re-signed Daniel Thomas, because we all need RBs with 1:1:1 ratio of TDs : Fumbles : Concussions
— Thomas (@nashmax73) March 31, 2016
— Drū (@dru_star) March 31, 2016
When you read Daniel Thomas has returned to Miami pic.twitter.com/6nmnhOIwk9
— Matt Johnson (@MattJ_onNFL) March 31, 2016
Dolphins crushing their offseason checklist:
1) Grab headlines ✔️
2) Let young talent you drafted leave ✔️
3) Replace with older veterans ✔️
— Will Brinson (@WillBrinson) March 31, 2016
I didn't know Daniel Thomas was still trying to play football #FinsUp
— Rob Smith (@Smithers_Rob) March 31, 2016
— Gray Fox (@DeetoJ) March 31, 2016
Daniel Thomas can't sign. He's gonna fumble the contract and someone else will get it. That's how his life works.
— Max S (@Maxwell954) March 31, 2016
Meanwhile in Miami Dolphins offseason news: pic.twitter.com/3FJzyBDyA2
— adam smoot 183 (@adamsmoot) March 31, 2016
@AdamHBeasley Tallest little person
— Eric Lauzin (@Lauzin) March 31, 2016
@Rand_Getlin Are you fucking kidding me?
— Sal Of The Earth (@11SBiase) March 31, 2016