In an effort to continue mocking the shitshow that is the Miami Dolphins, we encountered a unique item for sale on Etsy: Miami Dolphins diapers.

Because what better garment to house your baby’s poo than a 100-percent cotton Dolphins-branded diaper?

We’re not shitting you, this is indeed an actual product for sale. Price: $15. Now if only they sold Dolphins-branded toilet paper.

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