Hassan Whiteside is going to be a hot commodity come Free Agency this summer.

A day after Pat Riley called the enigmatic seven-footer the Miami Heat‘s “number one priority,” we thought now would be a great time to hack into Pat’s messages and sample the duo’s recent text messages.


Things are off to a stellar start. What will Whiteside demand next? Part 2 coming soon.

If you don’t understand the Juwan Howard farting reference: