Miko Grimes is predictable.

The wife of former Miami Dolphins cornerback and current Tampa Bay Buccaneer Brent Grimes may not be predictable in what she says but most certainly how she says it.

So when the Miami Herald’s Adam Beasley — one of Miko’s “Triple As” — writes a report showing the Grimes owe nearly $200,000 in back taxes, a colorful reaction from Miko was to be expected.

Sure enough, she didn’t disappoint, asking Beasley if he would like to not only eat her ass when they return to South Florida during the bye week, but also how she’s going to fart in his mouth after said ass eating.

GOOD LORD.

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Hopefully Miko’s young son never learns how to Google or mommy will have some ‘splainin to do.

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