It’s been a while since we’ve highlighted Florida Man, but it’s not everyday you see a man swinging swords in a Walmart parking lot — unless you live in Florida.
Meet Shannon Schenck, who Fox News reports was threatening customers outside a Walmart north of Tampa with two swords while being under the influence of booze, drugs, and an equally delusional individual running our country:
Several witnesses told officers Schenck had “assumed a fighting stance and unsheathed the swords in a threatening manner while approaching customers exiting their vehicles.”
Schenck had weed and a pipe on him as well. He happens to be a convicted felon.
Schenck is likely in the running for a spot on Donald Trump’s National Security Council.