The most interesting parts about this Miami Marlins season have nothing to do with their play on the baseball diamond.

In some particular order they are: Marlins Man and his plethora of interchanging girlfriends; The Clevelander at Marlins Park; and when will our scummy owner sell the team?

I guess you can squeeze in Giancarlo Stanton dingers somewhere in there as well but outside of that, this is it. Just as they’ve done for much of the last 13 playoff-less seasons, this team is going to win somewhere between 60 and 80 games, bore you death, and call it a year.

However, Marlins Man continues to be interesting, in part because of the fact he’s a chick magnet. In fact, if you’re single, odds are you’ll stay that way because Marlins Man is stealing every last available woman in Miami for himself.

He brought three hot women to the game last night, as evidenced by his not one, not two, not three, but FOUR Instagram pictures showing as much. Good thing he didn’t attend the World Series in Cleveland because he clearly needs those balls.

@alexblanco6 @via.koko_ @chels.stein. having great time at the game. Chelsea first Marlins game EVER

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@dustinmiami @chels.stein @via.koko_ @alexblanco6 @marlins_man at a WILD WILD WILD @MARLINS @METS GAME.

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Wild time at Marlins Park

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Dustin brought the Hyde crew

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And this one’s from the night before.

Fun at marlins park

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More photos of his friends are down below.

I'm in need of a Vegas trip soon 🤔 #vegas #ily

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👋🏽

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Regatta 2015 ☀️⛵️ #Miami #bikini #whatareclothes

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One Step Closer

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Because I spend all my money on work out clothes 🙃

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🌺 Natural habitat 👙

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🌞kissed

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💙

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