Two women connected to Bravo’s Real Housewives franchise are going to trial over the potential slander of an alleged smelly vagina belonging to Miami-based Joanna Krupa.

Name me a more Miami story than THAT. It’s impossible.

According to Gossip Extra, a five-hour mediation session in downtown Miami last week “wasn’t enough to settle differences” between Krupa, who starred on the now defunct Real Housewives of Miami, and Brandi Glanville, who starred on Real Housewives Beverly Hills.

Krupa is seeking $2 million in damages, claiming emotional distress and damage to her rep, from Glanville for making televised comments regarding an affair with another co-star’s husband, with the man telling her Krupa’s “pussy smelled.”

According to Krupa’s lawyer, they “ended the mediation at an impasse” and “are headed to trial.”

So instead of letting the one-time instance go, she’s going to drag her vagina before a judge to prove its cleanliness? This is both utterly ridiculous and fantastic.