Josh McRoberts, who has logged a paltry 81 games for the Miami Heat over the last THREE seasons due to perpetual body malfunction while “earning” over $16 million, has picked up his $6 million option for next season.
It’s a wise financial decision considering he wouldn’t even be selected at your average pick-up game out of fear — defending him would be a similar experience to guarding a 95-year-old on a walker. You’d be afraid to touch the guy.
Anyways, it’s safe to say Miami Heat fans are less than enthused about McBob’s return as his contract cuts into their much-needed cap space that’ll be used to entice a whale free agent and/or be used to retain the likes of James Johnson and/or Dion Waiters.
Someone — a ruthless savage — unleashed their frustration on Josh’s Wikipedia page on Wednesday evening, referring to the 30-year-old big man as an “alleged professional basketball” yet “you wouldn’t know it from watching the Heat play considering McBob’s always in a suit.”
If you think this is bad, you should see the Instagram comments after the Heat wished him a happy birthday.