The Miami Dolphins have needed to upgrade their fight song for some time now.

Written what likely had to be during the 1970s — when the team was great, not boring and offensively challenged — the lyrics no longer apply.

That was no more evident than after last night’s 40-0 shellacking, on national television, by the Baltimore Ravens.

Here’s the rewritten version:

Miami has the Dolphins,

The most frustrating football team

We take the ball and go three and out,

Like no one’s ever seen

 

The O-line blows, coach Foerster knows,

Our offense slows to a crawl

And when you say Miami

You’re talking repeated kicks to the balls

 

Cause we’re the …

Miami Dolphins,

Miami Dolphins,

Miami Dolphins are no fun,

 

Yes, we’re the

Miami Dolphins,

Miami Dolphins,

Miami Dolphins are no fun