The Miami Dolphins have needed to upgrade their fight song for some time now.
Written what likely had to be during the 1970s — when the team was great, not boring and offensively challenged — the lyrics no longer apply.
That was no more evident than after last night’s 40-0 shellacking, on national television, by the Baltimore Ravens.
Here’s the rewritten version:
Miami has the Dolphins,
The most frustrating football team
We take the ball and go three and out,
Like no one’s ever seen
The O-line blows, coach Foerster knows,
Our offense slows to a crawl
And when you say Miami
You’re talking repeated kicks to the balls
Cause we’re the …
Miami Dolphins are no fun,
Yes, we’re the
Miami Dolphins are no fun